Raja Rani Ki Kahani

(Raja)
Oh! Meri raani
Kyon hoti hai tu pani pani
Teri maa ko to main dekh loonga
Shaadi main apni nachwaa doonga

(Rani)
Wah Re Mere Raja
Bada aaya leke band baaja
Phone pe bhi tu na kabhi usse baat kar paayega
Sapne dekhna chor de, "Ki shaadi main usse nachwaayega"

(Raja)
Teri maa ka agar respect na karta
To phone pe baat karne se kahe main darta
Ab tu jaldi se bol de haan
Phir dekh banata hoon usse saasu maa

(Rani)
Haan bulwaa bulwaa kar tune mujhe bahut sataya
Par aaj tak jaane kyon tu phone na laga paaya
Ek baat samjhte samjhte gayi hoon main ab tak
Missed call deke kahe deta hai tu phone rakh?

(Raja)
Hmmm! Are woh to hai network problem
Abhi karta hoon door tera bhram

Me:- "Hello"
Her mother :-"Hello" --- (As if standing in front of a loud speaker)
Me:- (Silent......not able to utter a single word)
Her mother :-"Hello, kon bol raha hai"
Me:-(Softly) Hello aunty.....hello...hello...hello...awaaz nahi aa rahi hai...thoda tez bolo"
Her mother :- "Kon bol raha hai....yeh hello hello band karo..."
Me:-(Sweating):- "Hello......hello........hello.....hello"
Her mother :- "Na jaane kahan kahan se aa jaatein hai..."...(Keeps the phone down)

(Rani)
Kya huwa mere Raja!!! Tum thik to hoo
"Hello hello" ke aage kuch aur bhi kaho

Me:-"Hello...haan aunty...aunty main priya ka dost bol raha hoon"
Me:-"Namaste aunty....woh aunty mujhe aapse jaroori baat karni thi"
Me:-"Nahi phone pe bhi ho sakti hai.......("Ghar to mere papa mummy aayenge")"
Me:-"Aunty woh.main soch raha tha.........ki....woh main..aur....woh main..."
Me:-"Are nahi aunty koi pareshaani nahi hai.........bas samajh nahi aa raha ki kaise kahoon"
Me:-"Aunty woh priya jo hai.....she loves me....aur woh jo hai mujhe bhi thik lagti hai"
Me:-"Woh maine hi usse batane ke liye mana kiya tha.....issi liye usne aapko nahi bataya shyaad"
Me:-"Aunty woh hum dunno ne shaadi karne ka faisala kiya hai to agar agar apko koi aitraaz na ho to mere mummy papa aapse aake baat kar lenge"
Me:-"Thik hai aunty aap uncle se baat kar leegiye....aage jo bhi aapka decision ho"
Me:-"Aap jo faisala karenge woh mujhe manjoor hoga"
Me:-"Aunty yeh baat aap priya ko mat bolna ki maine aapko call kiya tha...aur aap usse is baarein main kuch jikr mat karna....main aapki permission ke bina usse koi bhi jhootein hope nahi dena chahata.."
Me:-"Acha aunty...aap uncle de discuss karke mujhe bata deegiye.."
Me:-"Nahi aunty main abhi apne ghar pe nahi bataya hai.....aunty waise to mere ghar walon ko koi problem nahi hai intercaste marrige main......but phir bhi main aapse pahale pooch lena chahata tha"
Me:-"Acha aunty....main jo tha woh aapko clearly bata diya hai.....aage ab aap jo decide karenge"
Me:-"Acha aunty...namaste...."

(Raja)
Haan ab bol kya bolti hai
Teri maa ke aage nahi meri himmat dolti hai
Acha maine phone to kar diya
Lekin tune abhi tak uska harzaana nahi diya

(Rani)
Ohh!! harjaana chahiye...
Chahiye kya woh to kahiye..

(Raja)
4-5 Chumme mil jaaye agar
Mazaa aa jaayega mere humsafar
Jyaada bhi chalenge
Jitna degi utna sudh-samet milenge

(Rani)
Mere pyaare chicklooo
Koi aur nahi milaa tujhe ullooo
Out of station hai mere maai
Jisse baat ki who thi Gangu baai

(Raja)
Teri maa ko bhi abhi jaana tha
Choomne ka kya sateek banaya tha bahana
Kher koi nahi.."Jab kismet hi ho g****"
Haath malta rahega bechaara paandu.