Friday, July 13, 2007

How Gulz Rate Guyz............

The most mysterious thing on this world are Girls...n a bigger mystery is their relationship with guys...Its only when she's in trouble that the frequency of calls increases.......and it just to make you jealous that she'll hangout with the most stupid person on earth........So lets get a deeper look into Gals relationship with guys.........

**Just a Friend**
You are a timepass.........if there is any menial job, the first name which comes to her mind is "you"...........But if you ever thought of spending some time with her.........be careful.....

Shahid:- "Do you mind going for a coffee this weekend?"
Shilpa:- "Sorry yaar i m not free this weekend"
(Before you say next line)
Shilpa:- "chal gotta go...bye n tc" (Very Rudely)

**Good Friend**
Don't get excited.......your condition is no better.......you r like a pad ....once in a month thing..........here's what can happen if you think to hang out with her this weekend....

Shahid:-"Hi, shilpa"
Shilpa:-"Hi, Shahid i am going out with family, call you later ,bye"
(After two days she'll call you)
Shilpa:- "Hi, shahid...what do you want...why did you called that day"
Shahid:- "Generally"
Shilpa:- "Hey shahid.....gotta go....bye" (She puts the phone down with a bang)
She'll call u when she needs lecture notes or to clear her doubts before exams....

**Best Friend**
Control you excitment......you r like her driver...yeah "Driver".....she needs you whenever she wants to hangout...now you must have start thinking that she goes out with you....so might be that she likes your company.......and its time to move ahead...
Shahid:-"Shilpa, Do you think that we can be more than friends...lately i figured out that i have feeling for you"
Shilpa:-"But i thought that we were just friend....plus shadid you know i already have a boy friend"
Shahid:-"What???"
(Shahid drinks all night)

**Best of the Bestest Friend**
You are really special for her...you are a brother-cum-father-cum-boyfriend-cum-everything for her....in short you are a darling servant.....
You do her assignments
You complete her notes
You pay for her movie tickets
You can take her out any time "she wants"
You can hold her hand...
But...but.....don't be mistaken.........she already have a boyfriend....who's earning 10 times more than you.....
Shilpa:-"hi shahid, I am gettin engaged to rahul...rahul this is Shahid....."
Rahul:-(handshake) "hi shahid, pleasure meeting you" (Rahul break shahid's wrist)
Shahid is heartbroken and wrist broken.....

2 comments:

NR said...

hi man...-
amazing post-really!
i remember i had written something similar myself some time back....
http://arbitblogs.wordpress.com/2006/06/09/g-for-girlfriend/

Parv Kaushik said...

thats hilarious and a incredibly real article i cant stop relating to it and laughing!!!!!

World Clock