Pyar Paisa Aur Pandu............

Humare nikaltein hi college main aa gayi bahar
Ek nahi ladkiyan aayi chaar
Jab kismet hi ho G****
Kya kare bechaara Pandu

Priyanka, Purvi, Puja, Pushpa ne admission liya
Jab Pandu bechara insti chor kar chal diya
Vichar aaya "Train gayi bhaad main
Hum to fas chale P4 Ke pyaar main"

Lambe baal, Nasheeli Aankhe, Nazuk badan, Gulaabhi hoonth
Kheele inse, doobh jaaye inmain,Chooye usse, Choome unko roz
Kamsin kaliyon ko humne ek ek kar propose kiya
Allah jaane kyon sabne humara dil tod diya.

Ek boli aur to sab thik hai lekin tu thoda chota hai
Hum bole "Dil ko dekh yaar, Size se bhala kya hota hai"
Doosari boli main to hoon goori aur tu hai saawala
Hey Bhagwaan! aaise ladki ke liye kyon jagaayi tune dil main bhaawana

Teesari boli "Pyaar to main bhi tujhse karti hoon
Lekin apne baap se zara darti hoon"
Hum bole, "Woh kya humse pyaar karegi
Zamane se jo bin wajah daregi"

Bin kuch soche humne chauthi ko propose kar diya
Ek Chaanta usne humare mooh par jad diya
Baap ki ek ek factory ka naam usne bataaya
Gareebi ka usne humari bahutmazaak udaaya

Ladkiyon ko paisa udaane ke liye banaayaa
Usdin hume yeh samajh main aaya
Ab to itna paisa kamaaunga
Usko ussi ke baap ke saamne apni factoryion ke naam ginaaunga

Soodh samet uske tamaache ka badla chukaaunga
Uske baap ko khareed naukar apna banaunga
Pyaar mohobaat yeh sab dhooka hai
"Paisa kama Beta", Yehi apna hota है